Welp, it's been a long time since I've written. I kinda went into hibernation for awhile...I'm still kinda in it too, but some people have been asking where my blogs have gone too, so here we go.
Since my last post, a new year has started, my main squeeze, Steven Tyler, is on f'n American Idol (he sounded like he had his priorities straight on Howard Stern, so I'll support it for now), and I am still single. You're all shocked, I know. I've had a date or two here and there, but ya know what? I'm totally drained from last year's bullshit. Especially, the bullshit that what's-his-name put me through a couple month's ago (see "Shit or Get Off The Pot").
I cut all ties with him completely. Facebook-deleted. Phone number-deleted. I fell for his crap again and got hurt by him AGAIN and I needed to detox. It's still sad to me because we were really good friends for years. He took a giant dump all over that, knew it, and didn't even try to fix it when I gave him a billion chances to do so. Sweet, thanks for caring buddy boy! Peace out.
ANYCRAP...enough about that. I can't decide how I should attack 2011's dating scene. Any thoughts? I'm kind of over making all the effort (even though most don't think I make any at all - idiots). I'm sick of hearing that I should put myself out there, that my standards are too high, that I don't try, that I should try online dating (ummm btw - totes watched "The Craigslist Killer" on Lifetime, and I know online dating isn't the same thing as that mess...but I am ALL f'n set, thanks), etc etc. I think I'm just going to do nothing. Of course, then this blog wouldn't exist, so I'll have to do something I guess?! Last time I did something, it didn't turn out so hot...
BTW, I'm fully aware that Monday is Devil Day a.k.a. Valentine's Day. My 2 thoughts on this are as follows:
- Please don't ask me what my plans are. I have a date with Grey Goose and Dexter (the TV show, don't get excited).
- I can't WAIT for all the non-single ladies to post pictures of the flowers from their valentine's on facebook with the caption: "I have the best bf/husband in the world!" for allllll to see. NOT! While that's nice of your valentine (I'm actually being serious about that) is it really necessary to post on fb? Wicked annoying. And no, if I had a bf, I would not do that.
Until next time...
Cheers bitches!
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