Recall!

Okay, before I get into my usual rant about pointless dates and wedding talk, I promised Figure Skater that I would write a post just for her.

About a month ago or so, I met up with one of my loyal readers, Figure Skater, and her husband. They were in NYC for a wedding, of course. While we were chatting away she told me that one of my blog posts slightly offended her. This obviously didn't shock me, as I'm sure I've offended everyone who has read this at least 73 times.

The one that got her was when I wrote about how relationships = boring. You can go back and read it here, but I'll sum it up. Basically, I wrote about how I noticed that some couples, married or not, can be kind of blah. They are always talking about how "old and boring" they are because they have been together for so long, and that's not really something that sounds appealing to me. So, I was rethinking this whole relationship and marriage bidness.

It's not that I think all couples are boring. I mean, yes, there are plenty of dud relationships out there, but I do have fun with several couples. Figure Skater and her husband are definitely still one of those fun couples. We totes hung out for most of the day and ended it on the rooftop where we boozed it up. Jasmine and Aladdin are definitely a blast to hang out with, along with the rest of my close friends. I've managed to weed out the duds over time. Sounds awful, but it's true.

So, there it is. I will recall most of my blog post about boring people in relationships just for you, Figure Skater.

Now, it's back to bashing...muahahaha!

Relationship = Boring?

Ya know, I've been noticing more and more over the past couple of months that relationships/marriages just may not be all they're cracked up to be. Here's what I've cooked up...

Almost every time I have a conversation with someone who is in a relationship of some sort, I hear the same thing over and over again: "I'm old and boring now, I don't do anything." Or in most cases, replace "I'm" with "we." I mean, really? Is this what goes on in real relationships now? Because that kinda sucks if you ask me. Maybe they are just telling me this to make me feel better about being single? I don't know, but if anything, it makes me feel better about my situation.

These people are my age or around the same age as me and last I checked, I'm still young and most definitely not boring. Maybe a little bitchy sometimes, but NOT boring. People wonder why I'm so selective...ummm, this would be why kids. I need someone who is going to be able to keep up with me. I didn't exactly grow up in a family who just sits home all the time. My grandparents are turning 80 this year and are out dancing later than I am half the time! I say these people in their late 20's-early 30's who think they are "old" need to rip a page out of their book. Jeesh!

I'm thinking that my bitterness about being single could all be for nothing. At least that is what my latest mood swing is telling me...

You can all breathe, I'm here!

Welp, it's been a long time since I've written. I kinda went into hibernation for awhile...I'm still kinda in it too, but some people have been asking where my blogs have gone too, so here we go.

Since my last post, a new year has started, my main squeeze, Steven Tyler, is on f'n American Idol (he sounded like he had his priorities straight on Howard Stern, so I'll support it for now), and I am still single. You're all shocked, I know. I've had a date or two here and there, but ya know what? I'm totally drained from last year's bullshit. Especially, the bullshit that what's-his-name put me through a couple month's ago (see "Shit or Get Off The Pot").

I cut all ties with him completely. Facebook-deleted. Phone number-deleted. I fell for his crap again and got hurt by him AGAIN and I needed to detox. It's still sad to me because we were really good friends for years. He took a giant dump all over that, knew it, and didn't even try to fix it when I gave him a billion chances to do so. Sweet, thanks for caring buddy boy! Peace out.

ANYCRAP...enough about that. I can't decide how I should attack 2011's dating scene. Any thoughts? I'm kind of over making all the effort (even though most don't think I make any at all - idiots). I'm sick of hearing that I should put myself out there, that my standards are too high, that I don't try, that I should try online dating (ummm btw - totes watched "The Craigslist Killer" on Lifetime, and I know online dating isn't the same thing as that mess...but I am ALL f'n set, thanks), etc etc. I think I'm just going to do nothing. Of course, then this blog wouldn't exist, so I'll have to do something I guess?! Last time I did something, it didn't turn out so hot...

BTW, I'm fully aware that Monday is Devil Day a.k.a. Valentine's Day. My 2 thoughts on this are as follows:

- Please don't ask me what my plans are. I have a date with Grey Goose and Dexter (the TV show, don't get excited).

- I can't WAIT for all the non-single ladies to post pictures of the flowers from their valentine's on facebook with the caption: "I have the best bf/husband in the world!" for allllll to see. NOT! While that's nice of your valentine (I'm actually being serious about that) is it really necessary to post on fb? Wicked annoying. And no, if I had a bf, I would not do that.

Until next time...
Cheers bitches!